So here, it is – a boring Sunday.
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It should be pretty easy to bore the arse off you. What shall I yap about? Hhhhmmm… latest news… top of the charts… quantum physics… I know! Let’s talk about periods and I don’t mean periods as in eras, I’m talking about the damn monthly’s.
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I very much doubt any blokes will read beyond this point. Periods really piss me off. I’m looking forward to the menopause, so I don’t have to put up with the bloody things. It must be pretty weird not having one though. Actually, I’m not sure, now that I’ve thought about it... if I have no more periods, I won’t have an excuse to bite everyone’s head off for a week. I’d have to be nice constantly, smile at people and be courteous… fuck that! Right, I’m keeping my periods!
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You know what bugs me with periods? The prices of sanitary products. Why do we have to pay for them? It’s not as if we have periods on purpose. We should be given them free, like they do with condoms. It’s a damn outrage. And they cost a fortune, unless you’re gonna buy Tesco’s cheapy nasty ones, which scrapes at your bits and gives you a sanitary pad rash for two weeks. Plus, a piece of folded toilet roll can absorb more than them.
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Men are not forced to go and buy some silly product because they’re male. Paying for pads and tampax is sexist! The government are sexist! I think I may complain to the government and have a ‘burn the fanny pad day’… I wonder how many would join me…
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Hey, laugh all you want! I’m being serious here!
I’m gonna have to come back to this subject another time. I don’t have time to delve deeper with this. 
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We shall speak about out periods again!
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