Nightmares and Kids...

Hey there, can someone please answer me this question – Why do kids have nightmares?

My wee one is driving me crazy! He keeps having the most bizarre dreams, he’s starting to freak me out too, and it takes quite a bit to scare me. Unless it has anything to do with clowns, mirrors, and spiders then I will shit myself!

Anyway, my wee one’s latest nightmare is very disturbing. He woke the other night screaming his little head off; he’s only six. When I managed to calm him down, I asked him why he was crying… he shrugged his shoulders and said he didn’t know.

A short while later the same happened again. So, he settles again, for a little bit.

He wakes up crying, this time he tells me that the bath-towels are trying to eat him… hhmmm, I ain’t heard of this one before, killer bath-towels… that’s original. I calm him down and he drops back off.

And he wakes again. This time there is a bath-towel in his bedroom, it wasn’t there before. He claims the bath-towel opened the door and tried to strangle him. So, I’m a bit peed off now, and I tell him off for going into the towel cupboard when he’s supposed to be sleeping. I close his door and go into my bedroom. I wait a few minutes for him to settle and I trod on back downstairs…

At the bottom of the stairs, I decide I want the book that I’m reading, which is in my bedroom. So, back up the stairs I go. I take two steps into my bedroom and freeze… there’s a bath-towel draped over my television and I’m positive it wasn’t there a few seconds ago…

Yup, I felt a bit creeped out. After a few minutes of telling myself that my little brat is winding me up, I get the courage to pick up the towel, fold it and put it away. I close my bedroom door and go back downstairs.

The following morning I wake up and head to the lavvy, as I always do in the morning, there’s a bath-towel hanging from my sons door handle… I questioned him about his dream and the towels and he looked at me as if I was a crazy woman and said he didn’t have a bad dream… he also claims he never took any towels out of the cupboard…

Do I believe him? Well he did look as if he was telling the truth…

Maybe it’s me who needs a shrink!

How Do I Kiss...

Ooooer! I'm really very shy...

Part Expert Kisser

You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

Part Freaky Kisser

When you kiss, you want to experience something new A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing... And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go

What Kind of Kisser Are You?

Blinkies...

I promise to make this short and sweet. I mean it! I’ve just found out what Blinkies are, ain’t they great! I’ve pasted a load into my pictures file on my pc. I’ve also added links to places where I copied the blinkies from too, it’s common courtesy.

Here are a few of my favourites, to see more just click on my links.

The Book Files

The Book Files

I Have No Idea...

These weeks are passing by so quickly! Won’t be long for Christmas now!
I do love that time of year… Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, oh what fun… sorry, I forgot myself there for a moment.
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Right then, let’s chat about what’s happened here this past week.
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It’s amazing what you can learn about yourself with these little quizzes.
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Apparently, I’m super sensitive and I’m able to understand situations. I didn’t realise that I was that sensitive, then again, I do get a bad rash when I wax, so yup I agree I’m super sensitive. I guess I can solve complex problems and make decisions fast, I wonder if that has anything to do with the fact that I can’t be arsed wasting my time on stuff like that, hence a quick resolution. My path is supposed to be always clear, bollocks! You ain’t seen the amount toys my kids have left sprawled all over the floor. Me a visionary… well, I can imagine men naked easily…
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I wonder why I scare people away though…
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Well the quizzes were right about me not being a big drinker, *falls off chair with laughter* me easily carried away too! Never!
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I hadn’t realised Mike Tyson was my Daddy… I wonder how much money I can get from him… but at least he took me to Disney Land, I think… I must have drunk that much I can’t remember it!
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And as for me being a dark mysterious person, I honestly think that’s spot on.
I know I really should go and see the doctor; I’m terrible for these quizzes. Anyway, you’ve got a cheek to complain, I bet you play with them too!
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Okay, enough about the quizzes lets take a peek at what’s happened this week. I have a new friend, yay!
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Michael Acton yup, the writer I wrote about last week. What do you mean you never read it! Why? Go read it now! He was impressed with the feedback he received so he decided to start his own journal, please pop over and give him some support.
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I’ve been through loads of sites lately; far too many to mention… most of the people who I have contacted have left messages in my tag box, go browse them. Don’t do it now! You’re supposed to be reading this first! What are you like? Am I boring you? Good!
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Ah yes, back on Monday was my little flash fiction piece based on something that happened when my daughter was just a wee one… she was lovely back then, she never back answered, unlike now. Teenagers can be a pain… but then again, so was I at that age!
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Shall I bother going into what I wrote on Tuesday? The stuff about my writing. Stuff it! If you’re interested in it, then go take a peek. Oh yes, my website has been updated too. The link is up there at the top. I couldn’t be bothered to stick a link here.
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Hope you enjoyed my choice of Book and Film review; if there’s a certain one you’d like me to review just give me a shout.
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And we are now up to this week’s writer Alan Ingram. He is rather shy so go give him a boost. I’m sure you’ll get a laugh from his writing. I know I did… and I meant that in a nice way, or do I…
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That’s it for tonight. I really must get my piece finished for the challenge on UKA, it needs posted this Monday, I am so behind!
See you another time.

What Element Am I...

You know what, I think this could be right...

The dark, night sky is your element. Although it's
not really considered an element. You are a
dark and mysterious person. Just like the night
sky.

What is your element?( for girls /pretty anime pics)
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A Film Called - The Amityville Horror

Hey there, it’s Friday night and time for a film.

Tonight’s movie is The Amityville Horror.



I presume you know the story behind this film... well it is a remake. This time round it seems more of a fantasy than non-fiction. This updated version is brought up to date, but once again, the biggest let down is the scare factors, they have used the old typical cheap shot scare antics.

Some horror fans will love this while others will hate it and tear it apart. My opinion, well the story line is strong, and there are some new added bits to it, which weren’t in the first one. I did enjoy this, one bit sticks in my mind and that is a bedroom scene where the couple are having sex… and small figure suddenly appears standing at the bottom of the bed.

You must know the storyline, but for those who don’t here’s a very brief rundown:

The Lutz’s move into a house in Long Island, they thought the house was a dream come true… Unknown to them the previous tenants were horrifically murdered. Once the Lutz’s are settled in, strange things happen in the house. George becomes possessed with the spirits, just like the last tenant who slaughtered his family.

Nickelback - How You Remind Me

My fav' song from Nickelback...

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A Writer Called - Alan Ingram...

Hey there, welcome back.

This week’s writer is Alan Ingram from Corby Northants; he's a 42yr old who works for Oxford University Press. He enjoys scribbling for a hobby, which he started doing when he was 40. He would like to see some of his stories appear on screen as plays or dramas. I hope he succeeds too.

He does not have a website of his own or a journal, but his writings, poetry and prose can be found here, ABCtales & UKAuthors.

Because of You, is my favourite piece of his. It’s full of raw emotion and it’s very touching. His MSN one, well I couldn’t stop laughing at that one. I’m sure you will love that one too. Things Can Only Get Better, what a sense of humour he has; it’s another favourite of mine.

I hope you enjoy these few that I have chosen. Read the snippets and simply click to read the full piece. Enjoy.

Because of You... by Alan Ingram

Monday is now hate day. And when I wake, the first thing I think of is you. I am consumed with hate for you and for the things you have or I think you have done. On this hate day I talk to myself and let out my frustration through stifled agonised screams…I say the word why a lot and I punch vacant air, slap walls and pound wooden doorframes…I hope sincerely these aren’t a substitute for your face.
Click here to read the rest.

Taking a Dip or Trying To and Failing to Cajole a Shag out of Girls on MSN by Alan Ingram

And as for you being a Swordfish, well that was the first fish that jumped in my head, I’ve seen your picture on MSN and I would say you’re more of a Halibut or a Brill…no, no a Halibut it is because like I say I’ve seen your picture and you’re definitely not that Brill.
Click here to read the rest.

Things Can Only Get Better by Alan Ingram

‘OOOO! No!’ He said. ‘Mine’s ok…it’s yours my friend, I mean mine certainly doesn’t need a magnifying glass for detection.’ This nodded remark was in my todgers direction, which I thought was rather tart for someone I’d only just met.
Click here to read the rest.

My Daddy...

Erm... well...

 

Your Daddy Is Mike Tyson

What You Call Him: Old Man Why You Love Him: He takes you to Disneyland

                        

Who's Your Daddy?