A Writer Called - Alan Ingram...

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This week’s writer is Alan Ingram from Corby Northants; he's a 42yr old who works for Oxford University Press. He enjoys scribbling for a hobby, which he started doing when he was 40. He would like to see some of his stories appear on screen as plays or dramas. I hope he succeeds too.

He does not have a website of his own or a journal, but his writings, poetry and prose can be found here, ABCtales & UKAuthors.

Because of You, is my favourite piece of his. It’s full of raw emotion and it’s very touching. His MSN one, well I couldn’t stop laughing at that one. I’m sure you will love that one too. Things Can Only Get Better, what a sense of humour he has; it’s another favourite of mine.

I hope you enjoy these few that I have chosen. Read the snippets and simply click to read the full piece. Enjoy.

Because of You... by Alan Ingram

Monday is now hate day. And when I wake, the first thing I think of is you. I am consumed with hate for you and for the things you have or I think you have done. On this hate day I talk to myself and let out my frustration through stifled agonised screams…I say the word why a lot and I punch vacant air, slap walls and pound wooden doorframes…I hope sincerely these aren’t a substitute for your face.
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Taking a Dip or Trying To and Failing to Cajole a Shag out of Girls on MSN by Alan Ingram

And as for you being a Swordfish, well that was the first fish that jumped in my head, I’ve seen your picture on MSN and I would say you’re more of a Halibut or a Brill…no, no a Halibut it is because like I say I’ve seen your picture and you’re definitely not that Brill.
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Things Can Only Get Better by Alan Ingram

‘OOOO! No!’ He said. ‘Mine’s ok…it’s yours my friend, I mean mine certainly doesn’t need a magnifying glass for detection.’ This nodded remark was in my todgers direction, which I thought was rather tart for someone I’d only just met.
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